AN OUTDOOR PRIVY

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" rowspan="2" width=215 BGCOLOR="#999999" TEXT="#080000" background="0440eb82ermwup.jpg"> <bR> <div> (FELEX"</div> <div>  <embed src="HTMLobj-504/feliz.mid" autostart="false" width="145" height="70">  </div> <div> sound control</div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="food for thought 3 homepage"><B>BACK TO HOME 3</B></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="guestbook.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="GUESTBOOK"><B>VISIT GUESTBOOK</B></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="memories.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="MEMORIES"><B>BACK TO MEMORIES</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="memories.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="MEMORIES"><B>SELECTION PAGE</B></A></div> </td> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=95 style=" border-bottom: 1px solid #000000;" BGCOLOR="#999999" TEXT="#080000" background="043b85f1ermwup.jpg"> <div> <B>FOOD FOR THOUGHT MEMORIES</B></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" height=385 width="100%" colspan=2 BGCOLOR="#003300" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <I>AN OUTDOOR PRIVY</I></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> "THE OUTDOOR PRIVY"</div> <bR> <div> If your age is sixty-nine</div> <div> you may recall the time,</div> <div> when a little house out back</div> <div> fulfilled a need.</div> <bR> <div> And in the rain or not,</div> <div> in weather cold or hot,</div> <div> you made that blissful journey</div> <div> through the weed.</div> <bR> <div> There was no shiny chrome,</div> <div> no marble laden throne,</div> <div> just a hole in a bench</div> <div> to do the deed.</div> <bR> <div> No mirrors on the wall,</div> <div> just spiders on the crawl,</div> <div> only dampness and the drear </div> <div> there to heed.</div> <bR> <div> No TV there in sight,</div> <div> and only in daylight</div> <div> was a Sears catalog </div> <div> you could read.</div> <bR> <div> No water, hot or cold,</div> <div> no tissues on a roll,</div> <div> just a bunch of cobs,</div> <div> the catalog- or leaves!</div> <bR> <div> Oh, that little shack out back,</div> <div> it's memory now intact,</div> <div> has faded from the scene</div> <div> and gone indeed!</div> <bR> <div> By William E. Hardison  </div> <bR> <div>   <div align="center"> <div style="padding:0px; border:1px solid #999999; width:235px; margin: 0px;background-color:#F2F4FA;"> <form action="http://pub2.bravenet.com/elist/add.php" method="post" style="margin:0px;"> <div style="background-color:#DBE0F5;padding:3px;font:12px arial;color:black;"><b>Join the Mailing List</b></div> <div style="margin:10px; font: 11px arial; color: black; text-align:right;"> <div style="margin-bottom:5px;">Enter your name and email address below:</div> Name: <input type="text" name="ename" size="25" maxlength="60" /><br> Email: <input type="text" name="emailaddress" size="25" maxlength="100" /><br> <input type="radio" name="action" value="join" checked style="border: 0px;"/>Subscribe  <input type="radio" name="action" value="leave" style="border: 0px;" />Unsubscribe  <input type="hidden" name="usernum" style="border: 0px solid black; height: 0px; width: 0px;" value="126720699" /><input type="hidden" name="cpv" style="border: 0px solid black; height: 0px; width: 0px;" value="1" /> <input type="submit" name="submit" value="GO" /></div> <div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px;"><a title="Free Mailing Lists from Bravenet.com" href="http://www.bravenet.com"><img src="http://assets.bravenet.com/cp/bn-elist.gif" alt="Free Mailing Lists from Bravenet.com" border="0"></a></div></form> </div></div>   </div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="the_ugly_ducklin.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="THE UGLY DUCKLIN"><B>NEXT POEM</B></A></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>