GHOST LIZZARDS IN THE SKY
Courtesy of the Head
Lizzard
The
Rat Bastards to Laid Back went
One
hot and arid day
Before
the boards they rested
As
they awaited their big game
When
all at once from far away
There
was a mighty cry
A
hoard of screamin’ Lizzards
It
was Double One or Die
Yippee-yi-ya, yippee-yi-yo
Ghost
Lizzards in the sky
Their
teeth were sharp and pointy
Their
scales were made of steel
Their
eyes were red and fiery
Their
beer breath you could feel
A
bolt of fear shot through them
As a
double passed them by
For
the Rat Bastards were comin’ hard
And
they heard their mournful cry
Yippee-yi-ya, yippee-yi-yo
Ghost
Lizzards in the sky
Their
faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred
Their
shirts all soaked with booze
Their
trying hard to kick some ass
Because
they hate to lose
They
may have to shoot forever
On
that board up in the sky
Those
Lizzards breathin’ fire
As
they play you’ll hear them cry
Yippee-yi-ya, yippee-yi-yo
Ghost
Lizzards in the sky
The
Lizzards blew on past them
They
heard one call their name
If
you want to save your soul from hell
Juanita
you must pay
Then,
Rat Bastards, change your ways today
Or
with us you will ride
A-trying
to catch Head Lizzard’s herd
Across
the endless skies
Yippee-yi-ya, yippee-yi-yo
Ghost
Lizzards in the sky
As adapted by the Head Lizzard