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Trumpet Humor

What's the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?

            About three decibels.

“ God tells me how the music should sound, but you stand in the way.”

        –Arturo Toscanini to a trumpet player

Double High C in 5 Easy Steps:

1. Put trumpet to lips.

2. Blow as hard as possible, while pressing trumpet to lips as hard as possible.

3. If still no double high C, attach a clothespin to scrotum.

4. Repeat step 2.

5. If still no double high C, repeat steps 2 and 3 as many times as necessary.

Now that’s a high note!

High note